John Stamos, best known for his role as “Uncle Jesse” on the TV series Full House has been plenty busy since the conclusion of that show. Have you not seen his kickass collect call commercials? Besides that, he’s had numerous projects which have filled his time. He only recently completed producing, and later consuming a rather successful peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When asked what made him most proud of the sandwich, Stamos replied “I just really nailed it, ya know? I just had this vision and I got it right. It’s all about the balance, it really is. You gotta know how much PB to mix with your J.” On the subject of being permanently associated with his Full House character, Stamos denied it affected his career: “People always ask me about that. It’s not like I’m really anything like that character. Look at me. Jesse was always worried about his hair and whatnot. I haven’t showered in like 4 days. Seriously. Also, my character had this huge Elvis obsession. I think Milli Vanilli were much better artists to be perfectly honest. By the way, have you seen my wife? She’s hot don’t you think? I bet you wish you could have sex with her. Yeah… me too.”